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21

Apr

zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

gingerblivet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

I watch this disturbing video every easter

The entirely pastel backgrounds are what make this a masterpiece. 

dont-open-fever-inside:

gothamsnexttoprobin:

phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now



Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

^^^^^^


THANK YOU FOR SAYING ALL OF THIS SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN BE SURROUNDED BY LOTS GORGEOUS LADIES AND RESPECT THE HELL OUT OF THEM. ITS NOT HARD TO DO

dont-open-fever-inside:

gothamsnexttoprobin:

phrux:

shinigamihime:

oliasis:

notyour-sidekick:

kleenexwoman:

did-you-kno:

Source

I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”

I feel so conflicted right now

Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesn’t play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?

just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesn’t mean you’re a douchebag

^^^^^^

THANK YOU FOR SAYING ALL OF THIS SERIOUSLY. YOU CAN BE SURROUNDED BY LOTS GORGEOUS LADIES AND RESPECT THE HELL OUT OF THEM. ITS NOT HARD TO DO

(Source: thecityhowler)

vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

bisexualpunk:

My theme song

(Source: military-life)

pr1nceshawn:

The Deadpool by Dan Mora.

pr1nceshawn:

The Deadpool by Dan Mora.

(Source: behance.net)

(Source: fairweatherfrey)

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

(Source: unicorn-stache)

comicbookartwork:

VENOM #42 COVER BY DECLAN SHALVEY

comicbookartwork:

VENOM #42 COVER BY DECLAN SHALVEY

crustpunkfightsback:

*DJs at a high school prom*

*only plays gangnam style*

*plays gangnam style at half speed when they request a slow song*

pumpkin-spice-and-ass:

shoomlah:

does anyone else remember the shitty, bootleg Two Towers subtitles from back in the day?  BECAUSE I DO