May 2013
ursorum:
im trying not to judge books by their covers
but
yourfiancebeyonce:
my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
whorgie:
the sexual tension when you find out who picked you in heads down thumbs up
zadgooks:
I just beat Borderlands
I don’t even know what just happened
thepoopqueen:
thegodamill:
Dictionary definition of rape: forced sexual contact
Feminist definition of rape: accidental eye contact
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
draconisblog:
tumbledore-:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE...
thecouscousqueen:
grrrlfever:
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
junoh7:
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thecapn:
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
jenkotsu:
nokodesu:
k3tamine:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
horses
mouse eye
vortexanomaly:
